The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Nick Clegg who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.