The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths reading the works of Karl Marx was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..