I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "read my lips; no new taxes".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.