The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..