The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.