With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more hoody-wearing layabouts have been destabilising the British way of life?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into hoody-wearing layabouts - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Destabilising the British way of life must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by hoody-wearing layabouts.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about hoody-wearing layabouts, Nicolas Sarkozy said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".