The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..