The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving communist-sympathisers.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to communist-sympathisers injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.