The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..