Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow enviro-Mental-ists such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but enviro-Mental-ists have this week been revealed as reading the works of Karl Marx.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps enviro-Mental-ists would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Angela Merkel who this week said, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that reading the works of Karl Marx is acceptable behaviour.