Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of helping illegal immigrants has been perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

The Mail can reveal that the politically correct Islington lefties are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norman Tebbit said of the the politically correct Islington lefties, "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".