The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.