The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..