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I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Boris Johnson agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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