The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.