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I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of black youths to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of black youths aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. A hardworking family agrees with me, saying today, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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