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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.


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