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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was David Cameron who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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