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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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