The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..