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I’m not racist but surely allowing Twitter users to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking on council estates is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Twitter users aren’t binge drinking on council estates in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium agrees with me, saying today, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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