The Mail has learned that coloureds are responsible for plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life.

Has the world gone mad? Coloureds are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Lala from the teletubbies, who said "society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less."