Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Islamist youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Islamist youths have this week been revealed as causing cancer.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Islamist youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Margaret Thatcher who this week said, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that causing cancer is acceptable behaviour.