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Shock, Horror, Evil!
Shock, Horror, Evil!
Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow insane Brussels bureaucrats such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but insane Brussels bureaucrats have this week been revealed as destabilising the British way of life.
If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps insane Brussels bureaucrats would not get away with such treachery.
That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "A large proportion of Britain's Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".
So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that destabilising the British way of life is acceptable behaviour.
Press f5 for another story. Does this story offend you? Gutted. Its satirical. The real thing seems to me more offensive inasmuch as it is meant seriously.