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Shock, Horror, Evil!

Theresa May has today said "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Theresa May's comments come in a week that has seen young muslim men involved in using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists on an ever more frequent basis.

Theresa May's comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to young muslim men it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Young muslim men and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.

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