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Shock, Horror, Evil!
Shock, Horror, Evil!
In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that insane Brussels bureaucrats have been terrorising innocent investment bankers.
Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of insane Brussels bureaucrats without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.
The Mail will be starting a campaign against insane Brussels bureaucrats and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. David Cameron speaking in support of our campaign said "these dole-scrounging n'er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".
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