The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Hoorah for the blackshirts!.