The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Lala from the teletubbies who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..