The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that homosexuals are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack homosexuals pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..