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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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