The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Lala from the teletubbies who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.