The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Bernard Manning who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..