Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Women have been setting fire to libraries outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Setting fire to libraries: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for women. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.