The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe looting and pillaging supermarkets was Beyonce who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..