Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now plotting to kidnap a senior royal. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nick Clegg revealed that gypsies have been plotting to kidnap a senior royal with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for gypsies.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nick Clegg went on to say.


Nick Clegg concluded, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".