I’m not racist but surely allowing Jeremy Corbyn fans to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that Jeremy Corbyn fans aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Anne Widdecombe agrees with me, saying today, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.