The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers engaging in steamy sex romps was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Waterboarding is not torture.