The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders engaging in steamy sex romps was Angela Merkel who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.