Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Cyber criminals have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert George Osborne has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", George Osborne says, "surely something can be done?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for cyber criminals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.