The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.