The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience defacing statues in Trafalgar Square, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..