I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "we are a grandmother".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.