The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts voting for Jeremy Corbyn was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said the lady’s not for turning.