The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gypsies are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gypsies using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was David Cameron who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..