I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Drilling for oil in one family's back garden is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t drilling for oil in one family's back garden in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Lala from the teletubbies agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.