The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..