Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Thugs have been hacking the Gibson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The English People has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Hacking the Gibson: The True Face Of Evil", The English People says, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for thugs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.