The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was The Pope who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..