The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was The Pope who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..