The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.