The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts injecting crack into primary school children was The Queen who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..