Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of being foreign and suspicious looking has been perpetrated by the politically correct Islington lefties.

The Mail can reveal that the politically correct Islington lefties are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

James May said of the the politically correct Islington lefties, "Ban this sick filth".